12/16/12
Jake: "Don't be alarmed but I'm fixing to pee in the Starbucks drive thru"
Me: "No!! They'll kick us out and I need coffee!"
Jake: "Don't worry cousin, you can't get kicked out of a drive thru. You kick yourself out at the end of it."
12/25/12
Overheard in the kitchen, preparing for Christmas dinner:
Juge: "I don't think you can call somebody a sonofabitch for peeling potatoes faster than you"
Frank: "Everything in life is a competition."
MaCaul: "Have a holly jolly Christmas! Ho Ho the camel toe all where you can see!"
1/2/13
Jake:"Think about settling down when you have to start paying for it"
Me: "What about companionship?"
Jake:"A companion? Go get a puppy"
Me: "A puppy won't laugh at my jokes...."
Jake:"You have family to laugh at your jokes... or go get a puppy with a sense of humor"
1/14/13
"Instead of a whole piece of cheesecake you should just be able to order a bite of every kind... In my mind there should be all kinds of better stuff. " - Stephanie
Jake: "Don't be alarmed but I'm fixing to pee in the Starbucks drive thru"
Me: "No!! They'll kick us out and I need coffee!"
Jake: "Don't worry cousin, you can't get kicked out of a drive thru. You kick yourself out at the end of it."
12/25/12
Overheard in the kitchen, preparing for Christmas dinner:
Juge: "I don't think you can call somebody a sonofabitch for peeling potatoes faster than you"
Frank: "Everything in life is a competition."
MaCaul: "Have a holly jolly Christmas! Ho Ho the camel toe all where you can see!"
1/2/13
Jake:"Think about settling down when you have to start paying for it"
Me: "What about companionship?"
Jake:"A companion? Go get a puppy"
Me: "A puppy won't laugh at my jokes...."
Jake:"You have family to laugh at your jokes... or go get a puppy with a sense of humor"
1/14/13
"Instead of a whole piece of cheesecake you should just be able to order a bite of every kind... In my mind there should be all kinds of better stuff. " - Stephanie
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